- “With a bag of weed, everything is better.” Family Guy’s Stewie and Brian Griffin (TV series).
- Starbucks queens who smoke marijuana, an iced quote with a dash of sass.
- “The enemy is struggle, but the remedy is weed.” Kid Cudi.
- “Man, stop killing each other. Let’s just light up a blunt.” – Tupac
Chill out with the buds from your favorite auto-flower seeds. Smoking herb reveals yourself to yourself. “Is that a joint, man?” That appears to be a quarter-pounder.” – Pedro from Up in Smoke (movie)
1. “Smoking herb reveals yourself to yourself.” Bob Marley’s
The original deep stoner is a Jamaican CBD-using musician.
This caption is for the creative types and would look great with a photo of beautiful scenery.
2. “I get up early in the morning and it feels great. “You’re smoking on some sh*t you wish you could.” Snoop Dogg’s “I own this weed.”
These lyrics encourage fellow wake-and-bake enthusiasts to have a more relaxed morning.
When you post your prime marijuana, use this stoner Instagram caption to make everyone wish they could.
3. “Either you love weed or you’re wrong.”
This quote is your next Instagram icon, cannabis lovers, to show those weed haters that you mean business.
Can we even trust those who aren’t fans of the herb?
4. “With a bag of weed, everything is better.” Family Guy’s Stewie and Brian Griffin (TV series)
These catchy lyrics advocate for the legalization of marijuana.
We can’t say whether sharing it on social media helps advocates for legal liberties, but it might get more likes.
“Inhale the good, exhale the bad,” says the fifth rule.
This classic Instagram caption is for all of you who are “too cool for heartbreak.”
You’re probably freezing because you grow cannabis seeds in Alaska. Roll up a fatty, relax, and enjoy all that life has to offer.
6. “Baked goods: cakes, pies, cookies, and me.”
Perfect hidden stoner quotes are unobtrusive, like this one, so your mother might think you’re baking some cookies.
7. “On the first date, I smoke.”
We all have expectations when meeting someone for the first time, and most weed enthusiasts can agree on this one. “Would you like to come up for coffee?” However, it is a joint.
8. “Weed all get along if we had a bong.”
This quote from a 1960s Woodstock placard expresses support for three hippie values:
It’s a relatable saying whether you’re taking pictures of your squad passing the bong or making a political statement.
9. “Have a Stoney Sunday/Terpy Tuesday!”
We’ve all heard of Mancrush Monday, Wednesday Humpday, and Throwback Thursday, so here are some stoner-themed days to add to your calendar.
These Instagram high captions look great when paired with a leaf emoji.
10. “420 somewhere,” says ten.
Your Instagram page is somewhere in there. Are you a 420 person on a daily basis?
Then this quote will almost certainly be your next caption for those daily smoke breaks (make sure you block your boss first).
11. “Only positive vibes.”
This is a saying that 21st-century hippies love, and we hope everyone lives by it as well.
In reality, life is difficult, and you have no control over what happens to you. So light one up and repeat the mantra to yourself.
You will soon feel happier or higher.
12. “All I need is marijuana and coffee.”
Starbucks queens who smoke marijuana, here’s an iced quote with a dash of sass.
Do you have a bad day? Post this so that everyone in the office knows to avoid you when you’re missing your cuppa and your blunt.
13. “Is that a joint, man?” That appears to be a quarter-pounder.” – Pedro from Up in Smoke (movie)
Use this quote from a cannabis entertainment industry icon the next time you show off your rolling skills.
14. “The enemy is struggle, but the remedy is weed.” Kid Cudi’s
Here’s another thought-provoking one for you philosophical stoners.
It is true for many cannabis users who claim that marijuana improves their mental and physical health.
15. “Stoned little thang.”
Call your tattoo artist because this quote would make a great picture title and tat.
Sometimes you just want a quick weed caption to post with your snap, and this one is giving you canna-bae vibes.
16. “I will never abandon Ganja, God’s own weed.” Morgan Freeman’s
It has to be true if this legendary actor said it.
17. “Couples who shine together stay together.”
Post it or use it to get into the DMs of that cute stoner girl.
This caption isn’t just romantic; it may contain some truth about living happily ever after.
Marijuana has been shown to increase happiness, empathy, and, in some cases, sexual drive.
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18. “Smells like Marley, looks like Barbie.”
This is the ultimate savage stoner girl quote, baddies. Use this caption for your selfies and OOTD photos to serve as leading character energy.
19. “Man, stop killing each other. Let’s just light up a blunt.” – Tupac
We must conclude our list with a quote from one of the most successful artists of all time.
This political rapper and legend was all about spreading peace and blunts, which is exactly what all weed enthusiasts desire.
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